Regrets from EJ

Possibly the funniest RSVP I've gotten...
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This initiated capybara will be in family driver mode on Monday night
and thus, is also an undecided capybara for May day mayday capybara
night. In the likely event of this capybara's forfeit, he/it shall be
with all you other capybaras in spirit/spirits (hic!).

Capybara regards,
Mime Capybara E.J.